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16 March 09

i was curious.

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done. Then repost as you’re __% innocent.

1. Smoked

2. Drank alcohol.

3. Cried when someone died.

4. Been drunk.

5. Had sex.

6. Been to a concert.

7. Gotten/given a hand job.

8. Been verbally/sexually harassed.

9. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

10. Been felt up.

11. Felt someone up.

12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.

13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before

14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

15. Been to prom.

16. Cried at school.

17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.

18. Went streaking

19. Given or received a lap dance

20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93% D:

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.

22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.

23. Kissed a stranger.

24. Hugged a stranger.

25. Went scuba diving.

26. Driven a car.

27. Gotten an x-ray.

28. Hit by a car

29. Had a party

30. Done drugs

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

31. Played strip poker/darts/pool

32. Got paid to strip for someone

33. Run away from home

34. Broken a bone

35. Eaten sushi.

36. Bought porn

37. Watched porn.

38. Made porn

39. made beans.

40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85% omfg.

41. French kissed.

42. Laughed so hard you cried.

43. Cried yourself to sleep.

44. Laughed yourself to sleep.

45. Stabbed yourself

46. Shot a gun.

47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day

48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.

49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.

50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

51. Watched a person die

52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.

53. Pranked somebody.

54. Put somebody in the hospital

55. Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out

56. made spicy beans.

57. Dressed punk.

58. Dressed Goth

59. Dressed preppy.

60. Been to a motocross race

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

61. Avoided somebody.

62. Been stalked.

63. Stalked someone.

64. Met a celebrity

65. Played an instrument.

66. Ridden a horse.

67. Cut yourself

68. Bungee jumped

69. Dumped someone.

70. Been to a wild party

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

71. Been caught stealing something.

72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.

73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend

74. Gone out with your friend’s crush

75. Got arrested

76. Been pregnant

77. Babysat.

78. Been to another country

79. Started your house on fire

80. Had an encounter with a ghost

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients

82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.

83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.

84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.

85. Sat on your butt all day.

86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself

87. Had a job.

88. Gotten cut from a sports team

89. Been called a whore.

90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.

92. Been in a car accident.

93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.

94. Been told you have beautiful hair.

95. Raped somebody

96. Danced in the rain.

97. Been rejected.

98. Left a restaurant without paying

99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

100. Been raped

TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 55%. dang. failure.

LOLOLOLOL @ BEEN REJECTED.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh