August 2009
1 post
wowwww i suck.
i totally forgot i even had a tumblr.
fail.
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
7 posts
lalala.
1. Your ‘ex’ and you: which one? if the most recent: we don’t speak. i don’t resent him anymore, and i hope he doesn’t resent me. we just don’t talk anymore. :| 2. I am listening to: Ms. Easley reading the Metamorphasis. 3. Maybe I should: work harder? xD 4. I love: being around the few people who can stand being around me. thanks guys. :) 5. My best friend: you. 6. I don’t...
facinating. xD
BOY SIDE
[x] you love hoodies [x] you love jeans [x] dogs are better than cats (i have three dogs. i like cats too, though.) [] its hilarious when people get hurt [] you’ve played with boys on a team [] shopping is torture (depends on the shopping.) [x] sad movies suck [] u own a XBOX [x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [] at some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter [x]...
omllllllll!!!!
so here’s today’s plan:
math tutor just left.
biology tutor is coming in six minutes.
after that, i frantically clean the house a little.
then, LAST MINUTE DRESS SHOPPING FOR THE WIN.
then, i come back and get ready for the dance.
then i actually GO to the dance.
spend 75% to 100% of dance hiding in the girl’s bathroom. avoid any and all evil plans.
come home at 11.
this made my day. seriously. loooook. →
read them all! :D
ladida
midnightmunchies:
i think i may have killed sara.
* haunts iva *
D:
dancelol.
you people convinced me. :)
i’ll try on my two dresses from the first two classes i went to tonight.
if one still fits, i’ll come.
iva, you need to by my dance buddy.
ps. jesus, i never use tumblr anymore.
March 2009
27 posts
math.
today in math it was established that shin, katie and i think rupert grint is hot. but looks better with shorter hair.
and that ms. mullen doesn’t find redheads attractive.
and that robert patterson and zac efron have something in common - neither of them like to shower.
i love precal.
men are assholes
i know exactly what you mean. i can’t say anything about a certain Orchestra teacher, because i don’t have his class, but i can totally back you up about a certain History teacher.
when we were going around and having teachers sign off on our schedule, he decides to put up a fight when i say i want AP next year. we spend about 15 minutes going back and forth about whether or not i...
k so...
i know i know. i’m retarded.
remember to use the scented ones.
you twatter. O:<
omldoyouknowthelyrics:
-.-
i am going to go twat some sharpies now… i blame you if i get brain damage! xP hahahaha
sarakayyy:
yes, but i posted this before then. xDDD
please do not hurt me for the following statement:
i didn’t look at your name and i just saw the first bit (before tweemail and twat)...
k so...
yes, but i posted this before then. xDDD
please do not hurt me for the following statement:
i didn’t look at your name and i just saw the first bit (before tweemail and twat) and for one horrible moment i thought you were my mother. D:
I’M PARANOID. SHE STALKS ME ON THE INTERNET.
wah.
twat still sounds like a drug.
omldoyouknowthelyrics:
i thought we established after school...
k so...
i don’t get twitter.
like, at all.
it’s like
let me tell the world about what i am doing at this very second all the time tee hee.
i am playing with my dog LET ME TWITTER ABOUT IT.
i mean seriously. wth.
it’s kind of like updating your stat on gmail, except, you know, with out the email or the chat or the anything else.
:|
or i have no idea what twitter is and maybe...
dear god.
why are my saturdays always so fail?
at 9:30, my biology tutor is coming over. an hour later she will leave.
forty-five minutes after that, my precal tutor will come over for another hour.
then i go to the park thing with kramer to work on the bio project.
then i come home and continue working on the bio project.
then i make a poster for language arts.
then i make a poster for the mr. gsmst...
* on the way to 7th period drawing and painting class *
mary: i wonder who we have as a sub. probably lace.
me: ughhhhh. yuck.
* everyone walks in and sees some random dude instead of lace *
random dude: hello, i'm your substitute.
me: oh!! thank you for subbing for us!!
* everyone looks at me like 'wtf' and laughs *
substitute: uhhh... you're welcome?
i think i scared him D:
and then we proceeded to be noisy and somewhat retarded for the rest of the period.
omg.
dominique: can hot water kill sperm? like, if you're in a bath.
* long pause with giggling *
dr. kramer: ...i wouldn't count on that as a method of birth control.
* more giggles *
“He walks like he’s floating on air! I was in awe. I wish I could walk like...”
– Top Model contestant talking about a guy named Miss Jay. yes, a GUY.
lunch talk.
my god i love my lunch table.
iva: so today in ss, anna decided to inform our table that she thinks laying eggs would be so much easier that having periods.
evan: * chokes * i've lost my appetite.
arleen and sara: * laughing really really hard. *
matt: can you imagine that? you're sitting in ms. hammontree's class. you raise your hand and say "it's time." then you run off to the woods to lay your eggs.
evan: now i've really lost my appetite.
bahahaha.
dominique: that's sad, because dodo birds were SEXYYY.
dr. kramer: what? dodo birds are sexy? * google images dodo birds*
http: //www.davidlnelson.md/Cazadero/CazImages/Dodo_bird.jpg
dr. kramer: this is sexy??
dude.
i want to see twilight.
mostly so i can see that one scene where -
SPOILER -
edward steps into the sunlight and sparkles and says “THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA.”
AFJLKAFJKASJDKL YESSSSSSSSSSS.
i was curious.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done. Then repost as you’re __% innocent.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a hand job.
8. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
9. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
10. Been felt up.
11. Felt someone up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out...
today
today, mel came over to my house.
we built a model rocket for dr. lockert for no apparent reason. the fins refused to stay glued. there was much frustration. spare moments were spent making jokes about the male anatomy.
i think my favorite part was the instructions for the rocket:
the very first thing on the page:
“HOW TO USE THESE INSTRUCTIONS”
and then steps a through j on HOW...
no.
ugh.
i can’t believe that was enough to make a little knot in my stomach.
enough to make me realize “dang. that kind of hurts.”
enough to make me a little disgusted with myself.
i guess i’m just lonely.
it kind of explains why i’ve been throwing myself into schoolwork more than usual.
whatever.
just a few more years.
a few more years and i’ll be out of here.
very good! and you?
guzman: *after a long silence* so how about that weather, guyz?
me: muy bien! y tu?
guzman: ...wait.
me: ...oh. Dx SHUT UP.
i have horrible mouth diarrhea.
omg
darien: *in the presence of Jared* he went to jared.
*jared growls*
katie: every kiss begins with kay.
chris: every kiss begins with jared? what?
i want to draw on construction paper.
like now.
asdfghjkl.
but i left it all at home…
also, i forgot to put pictures of the victims on the bacteria poster…
i lied. thing number 4.
4) i do not want to drive. being behind the wheel of a 3000 pound speeding bullet scares the crap out of me. i can’t drive down to my mailbox without screaming in terror and trying to figure out which pedal is the break. and my driveway isn’t even that long.
three things.
1) anthrax is sick. seriously. there was a picture of a zebra that looked like he vomited out his organs. through his nose. i wanted to vomit too, but through my mouth and with less blood.
2) i am getting a tutor for biology, in addition to my math tutor. and my study skills tutor. because despite the universe telling me to high-tail it out of gsmst and go back to colins hill where i can take all...
i freaking love walmart's shoes.
they’re cute, cheap, and always fit me perfectly.
and also durable.
my mom bought me two pairs today.
winnn.
i'm slow.
ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: yes.
B - BIRTHDAY: june 25th.
C - CRUSHING ON: no one, really.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: diet caffeine free coke. DON’T JUDGE ME!
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: anyone at my lunch table. plus mel.
F - FAVORITE SONG: idk. too many to choose from.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: mix them. :D
H - HOMETOWN: nowhere.
I - IN LOVE WITH: sleeping.
J - JUGGLE:...
conversation between me and my mom this morning
me: *wakes up disoriented, looks at clock, sees it's 7:00 (usually wakes up at 6)* what the hell?
mom: *still in bed*
me: *wobbles into the hallway* what the hell is going on?
mom: *grumble* school is out.
me: *pause* fuck yeah! *goes back to bed*
mom, later: my daughter says such beautiful things. 'fuck yeah.'
weightwatchers makes twinkies.
no, really.
weightwatcher twinkies.
they’re pretty good.
also, from some horrible story on the internet (don’t know where):
“…after all he was a teenager and teens are kind of famous for putting on the moves.”
YEAH WE TEENAGERS ARE ALWAYS PUTTING ON THE MOVES, LET ME TELL YOU.
:|
no, she wasn’t kidding.
February 2009
73 posts
muahahaha.
i did well on biology.
my grade went up SEVEN points.
SEVEN.
FOR THE WIN!
after school.
me: i'm bored...
tanzim: wanna go to the bushes with me?
me: NO, TANZIM. EW WHAT. BESIDES, THEY HAVE AIDS.
tanzim: hey, you're the one that said you were bored.
*two minutes later, after telling the above to luke*
luke: hey, wanna go to the bushes with me?
me: WHAT - NO - WHAT? YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
luke: yeah, but i wanted to know what you'd say. 8D
*ten minutes later*
tanzim: hey farida, wanna go to the bushes with me?
farida: ??? sure!
*both walk outside and stand by the door, then come back in*
tanzim: it... it was too sudden!! i didn't know what to do next!!!
*gigglesnort*
ilu guys. xD
nomz.
oh god plz let there be someone i can hanggg with in kramer’s room today. D: or else i will dieeee.
DANIEL COME TO BIOLOGY WITH MEEEEEE.
D:
omg
daniel g. has a tumblr.
WHAT A CONFORMISTTT.
also: we are tumblr-ing side-by-side WOAHHHH
omigosh...
everyone’s so angry today. D:
even i’m angry today.
ugh.
70+ minutes of math and two hours of biology after school.
i am overjoyed.
because, vampire baseball.
no, seriously.
http://pics.livejournal.com/cleolinda/tags/vampire+baseball/
omgomg. as much as i want to hate this book/movie/series because it is so ridiculous and silly…
i omgloveit. fkjsadlfjsklajlkasjf!!!!
oh god why.
but the lets-fall-in-love-with-a-toddler? yeah, still creepy. also, edward SNEAKS INTO BELLA’S ROOM WHILE SHE SLEEPS AND WATCHES HER....
“Your mom can’t be negative when she completes the square.”
– Chrissss
fun fact:
i got my desktop computer two years ago.
the first thing i did was change the wallpaper.
it hasn’t changed since.
…meanwhile, my lappie’s wallpaper changes weekly.
ALSO: GOSH THAT WAS SUPER FUN, WHAT WITH MY COMPUTER NOT BOOTING UP FOR 20 MINUTES.
PANDORA RADIO →
omldoyouknowthelyrics:
sarakayyy:
i found out about pandora about a year ago.
…because i caught my dad using it.
omldoyouknowthelyrics:
so apparently a lot of people didn’t know about this… I’ve known for at least 2 years and it’s AMAZING. very useful for discovering new music too. im too addicted though, so i stopped using it xP
haha yeah my dad showed me when he found it. cuz my dad’s...
PANDORA RADIO →
i found out about pandora about a year ago.
…because i caught my dad using it.
omldoyouknowthelyrics:
so apparently a lot of people didn’t know about this… I’ve known for at least 2 years and it’s AMAZING. very useful for discovering new music too. im too addicted though, so i stopped using it xP
phew.
awright, i feel bettah.
summary of my life.
feel free to ignore this. :) mostly a whiny rant.
when i was a little kid, i was like SOCIAL BUTTERFLY FOR THE WIN. even though i got picked on. all the time. for being fat. yes, i was a fat child. i liked ponies. and barbies. and make-believe. and i drewdrewdrew.
i went to a montessori school. i liked everyone, but i had my one bff and we would squeal like we hadn’t seen each other in...
“Can we test our bridge til failure? I mean, obviously it won’t fail...”
– Steven K :D